Wednesday, May 11, 2011

In The Beginning...

First bog! I mean blog! Well, both! Yes, vulgar as it is, blogging on the throne seemed to be a good idea yesterday, since many ideas about life and the mysteries if the universe enter my mind during my time On The Throne. I'm sure your the same. Time is a precious commodity to a writer, like sunscreen to a ranga, or oil to America, beer to a pisshead, or even centerlink to the professionally unemployed. So, I figured time on the throne is wasted whilst I sit and stare at the door, my lower body driving the dump truck to the water tip as to deliver its load of spent fuel.
My time, for today, is nearing its end. I think I will continue on later, most likely tomorrow. Join me as I battle the forces of evil, which is the auto correct function on Apple's prestigious iPhone.
Oh, don't ask to borrow my phone. After this, you'll know why.
- CLM

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